That's intense
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I just want to make out with him forever
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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