We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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