btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
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Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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