the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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