I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
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I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
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Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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