haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
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Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
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NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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