Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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