i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
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becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
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she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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