i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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