you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
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