No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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