I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
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he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
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I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
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