With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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