we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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