I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
My breasts were aching with rage.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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