hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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