everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
