All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
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Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
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I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
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