he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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