I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
