4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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