It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
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He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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