called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
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True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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