So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
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If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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