So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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