i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
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he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
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I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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