This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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