Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
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When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
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Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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