I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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