He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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