So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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