So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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