You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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