No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
