I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
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40s are totally the cure
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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