If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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