420 ftw
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
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We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
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We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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