his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
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slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
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You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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