He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
