so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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