She is in my trunk
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
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I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
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Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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