Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I need a beard to bite.
how does that bad decision feel?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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