Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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