What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
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We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
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Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
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