we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
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I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
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One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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