I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
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I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
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It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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