I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Rumble strips road head = magical
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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