Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
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Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
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Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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