so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
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I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
where are you?
Hypothermia
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
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You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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