U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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