Do you still have your period?
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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