I'm lost and stupid without you.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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