What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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