so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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