i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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