does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
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Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
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Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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