Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Are we still banned from the library?
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
Randomize
